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day 88 - Fresno, CA - off - 12/11

r.i.p.

o.d.b.

dimebag

day 91 - Fresno, CA - off - 12/14

pick up lines:

  • • "das shatten der Alexander Welt"
  • • "friend" (accompanied by a hand gesture)
  • • "the blitzkrieg is insanity"
  • • "yes?...and, yes?" (the gesturing of two hands)
  • • (a kick to the neck)
  • • (a wad of cash in the mouth -- and: shaking of the head violently while foaming at the mouth)
  • • repeat ad infinitum: "in paradise the horse gallops" (a hand on the shoulder)

day 95 - Fresno, CA - off - 12/18

"if you've got AIDS, spread it around"

-GG Allin

day 100 - Fresno, CA - off - 12/23

Telly Savalas stars in:

"Recipe for a Happy Holiday"

instructions for Telly Savalas:

  • 1. Sit in your house, alone. Sit in your favourite chair.
  • 2. Repeat this phrase ad infinitum: "the man stands"
  • 3. You will know you are happy when you are laughing uncontrollably.
  • 4. When you are done laughing, go to your local tavern and order your favourite beverage.
  • 5. Pour the beverage on your crotch area.
  • 6. Stand up, point at your crotch area, and repeat this phrase: "the universe is information"
  • 7. Continue like this until your are arrested.


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